Fine! I will apologize!
Sorry.
The End.
Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you thought THAT was my apology? No way, I came prepared. I got an essay written out for this. I only got one bullet, I am going to make it count.
Oh, wait! Before I start, sorry. I am going to do one more silly thing before I start, because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
Kids, have you ever written an essay before? Have you ever argued or thought to yourself that essays were complete trash, a waste of time and that you will never use them? Well, this is when they come in handy! Just like a handyman except without the musculoskeletal system, Digestive system, Respiratory system, urinary system, reproductive system, Circulatory system, endocrine system, Integumentary system, immune system, vestibular system, Spinal cord, Nerves, Meninges, Cerebrospinal Fluid, Sense Organs and the Physical brain. All that remains of the handyman is the mental brain, and yes, that is knowledge! That is the place where the logic is!
OK, on a serious note.
To all good humans reading this,
On behalf of myself, I am here to talk about what I did that day and apologize for it, for what I did was unjust and I should have known better. Whether it was necessary or not, the things I said and did that day were vile and I pledge to never do it again and also to respect the rival rebels rules, but can someone show me where the rival rebels rule page is so I can read it? I signed a terms and agreement thing, but is that all? Or are there more rules I need to follow? Anyhow, I cannot explain why I was talking like that, besides that I am 14 and life is a mess, but even still that is no excuse, for no matter who you are, all humans have the ability to identify a mistake and fix it. Using these skills God (or the big bang for atheists) granted me, I realised what I have done wrong and I am sorry. I have three main reasons why I am sorry. One is that it is disobeying the rules, mentally damaging and is disrespectful, I am also sorry for destroying the server and turning it into a warzone, destroying houses in the process, and thirdly I am sorry for wasting the staff’s time banning me.
Firstly and most importantly, I am sorry for disrespecting the Rival rebel rules and I am sorry for being disrespectful and mentally damaging. For example, when I was swearing (I am obviously not going to quote it because that is swearing and disrespecting the Rival Rebels rules), swearing not only is prohibited, but it puts others down and putting others down is bad, because putting other people down is the following:
a) Gets you nowhere in life,
b) Makes things worse and
c) is a waste of time
And therefore is bad.
Secondly, I apologise for turning the server into a warzone and destroying houses. Most importantly destroying houses. For example when I shot rockets at Wither’s house and when I set fire to his first wooden house. Destroying people’s houses and servers is destroying their art and property, and destroying art and property is the following:
a) Gets you nowhere in life,
b) Makes things worse and
c) is a waste of time
and therefore, again, is bad.
Thirdly, I apologize for wasting all of your time. Whether you are staff or just a player reading this, I apologize for wasting your time banning me and ruining your day when you could have better things to do, like go to the movies. For example when you were reading those screenshots you could have had a chocolate cake, and therefore because I wasted your time, it is bad.
In conclusion, I sincerely apologize for disobeying the rules and damaging people, running people’s houses and wasting people’s time. Thank you for listening to my essay.
And there it is. Heh. “Now Sonue and Elwither both are gonna hate me. I have mixed feelings RN about banning friends 3 times already :( I hope Wither holds up like Superex did. Sonue I dought it. Rodol you know because u checked the log.” You weren’t expecting this, were you J. Well I am not completely heartless dude. Remember, when I am mad I think with my emotions, not my knowledge. Everything I said was untrue and remember how the saying goes “The bully is not mad at you, he is mad at himself” oh well the saying goes something like that. All I am saying is everything I said was just a mirror of my wrath and was not true. Everything I said back there, that was the past. The past is the past dude, it stays in the past. I am over it now anyway.
Anyways now that is over and done with, I have one silly question and something I need to tell pauwg
Question: I am the most infamous person on the rival rebels forums? I mean I am just curious. It is not like I want to be infamous or anything, but if so please tell me if someone breaks my record and if not tell me who is worse and what they did. I am just curious. I don’t know if I am a good person or not, that’s all.
Pauwg, remember when you were asking Rodol if you were a good person or not? Well when in doubt dude, remember there is worse. That is all dude. You are a good guy at heart, trust me I know a tonne worse.
Anyways I will try my hardest to change my general attitude and personality… and yea… sorry for rebelling against the rival rebels rules. After all it is rival rebels, so rival rebel rules. Anyways I hope you understand I am really sorry guys, just trying to get the point across as crystal clear as possible. I mean I could have just said “It was my brother, not me!” or “I was drunk”, but instead I told the truth and wrote a whole 479 word essay about it (not including planning space and everything above “to all good humans reading this” and below “thank you for listening to my essay”.
If I do get unbanned I will:
Just like Germany after WW1 (sorry I love referencing to history, you know history always repeats itself), I will repair all houses and pay for all damage I did during the war. Balistic and Elwither, don’t worry about helping me fix my base even though you destroyed it. Keep the torches. From now on I am going to work alone if we play survival mode. My base shall be built far, far away and I shall do my own thing. I have learnt my lesson on trust for sure. I will also try to repair the landscape I ruined, if you guys want me to. All things I blew up I shall restore, including items in chests.
Before I go, that is enough from me. I beg you guys to do something for me now, but don’t worry it is not a big one. I just want you guys to try not pushing me, OK? Remember, I don’t go around to random people for no reason just swearing my head off, I only do it if I get mad. So please try to prevent that circumstance. I don’t care if you destroy my base, because it is a part of the game and I should not have used that as a reason to be mad. Just don’t be surprised if I destroy yours :). Yea I think that sums it up pretty well… Thank you!
Yours sincerely
Sonue
Approved by ubermensch robot space rangers!
